Corinth gave George a stack of letters all addressed to Miss Baby Sue Landry, Advice Columnist. “Hey, will you look at this! It looks like this advice column is stirring up some interest. I noticed that the kids that distribute for us said all the bars and strip clubs asked them for ten or fifteen more of that liberal ‘rag’ this time. And, if this keeps up and we start getting more advertising, I might be able to give you ten cents an hour raise.”
“Wow, ten cents an hour for creative work?”
“Forget the sarcasm, we’re not the New York Times. I’m going to send you out to sell advertising too, as soon as you’ve written the column for this week.”
George saluted Corinth and started opening the letters at his desk.
The first letter was from Morris who said “I need break up advice.”
George typed the first words of Baby Sue’s reply, “The most important thing is to be inconsiderate with this person (male or female?)”
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